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THE PIT ~ Falling Down

1 1 a hand of God                                                                                                                                                

           A MAN FELL INTO A PIT AND COULDN’T GET HIMSELF OUT:

  1. A Subjective Person came along and said I feel for you there down in the pit.
  2. An Objective Person came along and said it’s logical that someone would fall down into that pit.
  3. A Christian Scientist came along and said you only think you are in a pit.
  4. A Pharisee said only bad people fall into the pit.
  5. A Newspaper Reporter wanted the exclusive story on the pit.
  6. A Fundamentalist said you deserve your pit.
  7. Confucius said if you listen to me you wouldn’t be in the pit.
  8. Buddha said a pit is only your state of mind.
  9. A Realist said that’s a pit
  10. A Scientist calculated the necessary pressure to get him out of the pit
  11. A Geologist told him to appreciate the rock structure in the pit
  12. A Tax Man asked him if he was paying taxes on the pit.
  13. The City Inspector asked him if he had a permit to dig a pit.
  14. An Evasive Person came along and avoided the subject of a pit altogether.
  15. A Self-Pitying Person came along and said you haven’t seen anything until you have seen my pit.
  16. An Optimist said things could get worse
  17. A Pessimist said things will get worse
  18. A Charismatic said, just Confess…. you’re not in the pit.
  19. JESUS SEEING THE MAN…..KNELT DOWN AND LIFTED HIM OUT OF THE PIT!

May God Bless You and Keep You filled with His Love & Joy ~Pastor Cindy    

 

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14 comments on “THE PIT ~ Falling Down

  1. Amen – That one I had to post and repost!

    Thank you!

  2. This is very good! I needed to read something as encouraging as #19! \o/

  3. I do like this site and I will add it to my favourites. Hope to read more as my time permits. Very refreshing.

    Shirley Anne x

  4. Yes, Jesus is not talk. He requires action. He did His. Now we must do ours.

  5. Yes! Retweeted, thanks for sharing 🙂

  6. I absolutely love this poem it’s so inspiring!

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